SKIRMISHER

Tired of office politics? Or how your boss fails to recognize your achievements but instead prefers your bootlickin’ officemate just because he’s/she’s a loudmouth smart-alecky? And worst of all, you can’t do a thing about it?
If you had enough, I say, screw em’ all.
Now THIS is what I call a real equalizer: a mini-bow and pen!
You get […]

Aaaah, don’t you just hate it whenever you bring that hot, meaty, creamy pizza to your mouth, it dangles downwards, spilling all those sumptuous toppings (one wouldn’t mind if it’s anchovies, but the mushrooms! the mushrooms!)?
You can compare such a scene to a dude who’s lookin’ for someone to give fabulous head. He founds a prospect, a “pretty […]

I’m a Marvel Comics baby. I was a big fan of the cold vigilante The Punisher back in high school; my brother was agog over Danny Ketch, aka Ghost Rider.
But Danny Ketch in human form is your guy-next-door-type, a cute young man, a cool biker dude, every colegiala estadounidense would dream of dating (uh, this is not to […]

A Halloween costume? Baby photographer Tom Arma calls this cute furry costume a HALLOWEEN COSTUME?!
Man, I thought I’m the only one who’s turnin’ nuts! And dontcha evah dare show me hilarity during tah-FOOOOON season. Gimme-a-vreak! Teeheehee!!!
Whoa happen’d to da evil-lookin’ pumpkins, da old hags on bwoomsticks and ghoul masks?
OK. Let’s take Tom’s word for it.
Baby photographer Tom Arma is […]

Although this Google Maps capture of some lady sunbathing naked (or topless, depending on what your inner voice of perversion whispers to you) falls a bit short in resolution, the implication is still worthy of some serious voyeuristic contemplation. Of course, the logical next question would be: Why the hell couldn’t we zoom in closer?
I […]

Wired has a list of good reasons why mobile phones are actually made by the Devil. And although Wired’s list is already reasonably short, I’m compelled to snip here and there to make it really snappy — until nothing’s left but the pure fact of these devices’ inherent “badness.”
Cell phones are from hell; let me […]

First-time Kiwi director Jonathan King’s first film can be curtly described as:
Killer sheep… Bam! Bam! Bam!
The bizarre thriller, Black Sheep, features cute, woolly animals who somehow have picked up the nasty habit of eating people. There’s a genetic engineering project gone horribly wrong, which richly justifies the subsequent rampaging hordes of carnivorous sheep that make […]

An outfit called Books of Hope has developed interactive books that talk, which it is releasing in low-literacy areas in South Africa. There’s no word yet if advanced, pricey versions would include singing and dancing Oompa-loompas.
Each Speaking Book consists of 16 pages of culturally appropriate illustrations supported by straightforward and easy to understand text in […]