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Tired of office politics? Or how your boss fails to recognize your achievements but instead prefers your bootlickin’ officemate just because he’s/she’s a loudmouth smart-alecky? And worst of all, you can’t do a thing about it?
If you had enough, I say, screw em’ all.
Now THIS is what I call a real equalizer: a mini-bow and pen!
You get [...]

Aaaah, don’t you just hate it whenever you bring that hot, meaty, creamy pizza to your mouth, it dangles downwards, spilling all those sumptuous toppings (one wouldn’t mind if it’s anchovies, but the mushrooms! the mushrooms!)?
You can compare such a scene to a dude who’s lookin’ for someone to give fabulous head. He founds a prospect, a “pretty [...]

I’m a Marvel Comics baby. I was a big fan of the cold vigilante The Punisher back in high school; my brother was agog over Danny Ketch, aka Ghost Rider.
But Danny Ketch in human form is your guy-next-door-type, a cute young man, a cool biker dude, every colegiala estadounidense would dream of dating (uh, this is not to [...]

A Halloween costume? Baby photographer Tom Arma calls this cute furry costume a HALLOWEEN COSTUME?!
Man, I thought I’m the only one who’s turnin’ nuts! And dontcha evah dare show me hilarity during tah-FOOOOON season. Gimme-a-vreak! Teeheehee!!!
Whoa happen’d to da evil-lookin’ pumpkins, da old hags on bwoomsticks and ghoul masks?
OK. Let’s take Tom’s word for it.
Baby photographer Tom Arma is [...]

Although this Google Maps capture of some lady sunbathing naked (or topless, depending on what your inner voice of perversion whispers to you) falls a bit short in resolution, the implication is still worthy of some serious voyeuristic contemplation. Of course, the logical next question would be: Why the hell couldn’t we zoom in closer?
I [...]

Wired has a list of good reasons why mobile phones are actually made by the Devil. And although Wired’s list is already reasonably short, I’m compelled to snip here and there to make it really snappy — until nothing’s left but the pure fact of these devices’ inherent “badness.”
Cell phones are from hell; let me [...]

First-time Kiwi director Jonathan King’s first film can be curtly described as:
Killer sheep… Bam! Bam! Bam!
The bizarre thriller, Black Sheep, features cute, woolly animals who somehow have picked up the nasty habit of eating people. There’s a genetic engineering project gone horribly wrong, which richly justifies the subsequent rampaging hordes of carnivorous sheep that make [...]

An outfit called Books of Hope has developed interactive books that talk, which it is releasing in low-literacy areas in South Africa. There’s no word yet if advanced, pricey versions would include singing and dancing Oompa-loompas.
Each Speaking Book consists of 16 pages of culturally appropriate illustrations supported by straightforward and easy to understand text in [...]

For those who have tried fantasizing about Jaya Ramsey wearing revealing attire but could not get past the rather distracting fact that perhaps Jaya is not at all fantasy-worthy, Elita Loresca comes to the rescue.
At certain angles, Elita might bear some striking resemblance to Jaya, with just a little more good ingredient added to the [...]

A dinosaur called Coelophysis can now rest in peace as vile “accusations” of cannibalism and infanticide against it have recently been “dismissed.”
“…it was shown that the remains of a juvenile Coelophysis were actually located outside of another adult. The adult dinosaur probably crushed the juvenile when it died, the researchers say, and when the flesh [...]

The following are our wild guesses as to the other missing half of this “There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google” sign (because we’re sure there’s a missing half):
1. … but can be mitigated by saying, “Holy shit, Batman!”
2. …but can be answered by Elmer Fudd.
3. …such as, “Why are there motherfucking [...]

Philips Design has rolled out two prototypes of its “emotional garment” — special clothing that glows and reacts depending on what the wearer feels.
Bubelle, the “blushing dress” comprises two layers, the inner one is equipped with sensors that respond to changes in the wearer’s emotions and projects them onto the outer textile. It behaves differently [...]

In this yet another surreal chapter to the Thai coup, military leaders of Thailand’s recent power take-over want everybody to keep up with Thailand’s image as the “Land of Smiles.”
The soldiers are ordered to be friendly and all-smiling that the most-used phrase by civilians on Thailand’s streets right now is: “Say, you have a nice [...]

Lascivious playing cards offer a thrilling new dimension to your card-playing experience. But let’s be brutally frank here; it’s pathetically useless if you’re not actually playing with willing females who’d be glad to slip off some garment at the smallest poker fuck-up.
Still, in some more tolerant circles, these cards might be a good start.
via COMPUTER [...]

McDonald’s ad campaign in China makes you sort of miss the old Ronald McDonald goofiness: talking about beef is talking about sex.
Because beef is relatively expensive compared with other meats in China (but maybe it’s actually the cheapest, considering the price trends in places like this one), McDonald’s is playing the luxury card: you can [...]

So many government properties are up for sale nowadays. The most recent proposal is to sell Camp Aguinaldo along EDSA (!!!). It has caused quite a stir especially since it is the headquarters of the Armed Forces of the Philippines.
Just imagine what furor it would cause if Bush will sell the Pentagon.
There are even plans [...]

Unveiled by Korea’s Golden Zone at a fashion show in Seoul, Korea, this brassiere is solid gold, encrusted with diamonds, and is very, very expensive.
So compelled by those figures, I stared at this bra for hours, I made important calculations, and I cupped with my two hands the breasts of the first woman I found [...]