Protect Yourself From Office Creeps!

Tired of office politics? Or how your boss fails to recognize your achievements but instead prefers your bootlickin’ officemate just because he’s/she’s a loudmouth smart-alecky? And worst of all, you can’t do a thing about it?
If you had enough, I say, screw em’ all.
Now THIS is what I call a real equalizer: a mini-bow and pen!
You get [...]

Fizza Pork

Aaaah, don’t you just hate it whenever you bring that hot, meaty, creamy pizza to your mouth, it dangles downwards, spilling all those sumptuous toppings (one wouldn’t mind if it’s anchovies, but the mushrooms! the mushrooms!)?
You can compare such a scene to a dude who’s lookin’ for someone to give fabulous head. He founds a prospect, a “pretty [...]

Now There’s Nothing Left Of Nick’s Hair

I’m a Marvel Comics baby. I was a big fan of the cold vigilante The Punisher back in high school; my brother was agog over Danny Ketch, aka Ghost Rider.
But Danny Ketch in human form is your guy-next-door-type, a cute young man, a cool biker dude, every colegiala estadounidense would dream of dating (uh, this is not to [...]

Halloween Wabbits!

A Halloween costume? Baby photographer Tom Arma calls this cute furry costume a HALLOWEEN COSTUME?!
Man, I thought I’m the only one who’s turnin’ nuts! And dontcha evah dare show me hilarity during tah-FOOOOON season. Gimme-a-vreak! Teeheehee!!!
Whoa happen’d to da evil-lookin’ pumpkins, da old hags on bwoomsticks and ghoul masks?
OK. Let’s take Tom’s word for it.
Baby photographer Tom Arma is [...]

Google Maps Sight Of The Day: Naked Sunbather

Although this Google Maps capture of some lady sunbathing naked (or topless, depending on what your inner voice of perversion whispers to you) falls a bit short in resolution, the implication is still worthy of some serious voyeuristic contemplation. Of course, the logical next question would be: Why the hell couldn’t we zoom in closer?
I [...]

Cell Phones Are From Hell

Wired has a list of good reasons why mobile phones are actually made by the Devil. And although Wired’s list is already reasonably short, I’m compelled to snip here and there to make it really snappy — until nothing’s left but the pure fact of these devices’ inherent “badness.”
Cell phones are from hell; let me [...]

When Good Lambs Go Baaaaaaad

First-time Kiwi director Jonathan King’s first film can be curtly described as:
Killer sheep… Bam! Bam! Bam!
The bizarre thriller, Black Sheep, features cute, woolly animals who somehow have picked up the nasty habit of eating people. There’s a genetic engineering project gone horribly wrong, which richly justifies the subsequent rampaging hordes of carnivorous sheep that make [...]

Books That “Talk”

An outfit called Books of Hope has developed interactive books that talk, which it is releasing in low-literacy areas in South Africa. There’s no word yet if advanced, pricey versions would include singing and dancing Oompa-loompas.
Each Speaking Book consists of 16 pages of culturally appropriate illustrations supported by straightforward and easy to understand text in [...]

USA’s “Sexiest Newscaster” A Filipina

For those who have tried fantasizing about Jaya Ramsey wearing revealing attire but could not get past the rather distracting fact that perhaps Jaya is not at all fantasy-worthy, Elita Loresca comes to the rescue.
At certain angles, Elita might bear some striking resemblance to Jaya, with just a little more good ingredient added to the [...]

Dinosaur Absolved of Cannibalism Charges

A dinosaur called Coelophysis can now rest in peace as vile “accusations” of cannibalism and infanticide against it have recently been “dismissed.”
“…it was shown that the remains of a juvenile Coelophysis were actually located outside of another adult. The adult dinosaur probably crushed the juvenile when it died, the researchers say, and when the flesh [...]

Yet Another “Google Versus God” Earthshaker

The following are our wild guesses as to the other missing half of this “There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google” sign (because we’re sure there’s a missing half):
1. … but can be mitigated by saying, “Holy shit, Batman!”
2. …but can be answered by Elmer Fudd.
3. …such as, “Why are there motherfucking [...]

Garments That “Feel”

Philips Design has rolled out two prototypes of its “emotional garment” — special clothing that glows and reacts depending on what the wearer feels.
Bubelle, the “blushing dress” comprises two layers, the inner one is equipped with sensors that respond to changes in the wearer’s emotions and projects them onto the outer textile. It behaves differently [...]

Smile: We’re Your Friendly Military Coup Leaders

In this yet another surreal chapter to the Thai coup, military leaders of Thailand’s recent power take-over want everybody to keep up with Thailand’s image as the “Land of Smiles.”
The soldiers are ordered to be friendly and all-smiling that the most-used phrase by civilians on Thailand’s streets right now is: “Say, you have a nice [...]

These Cards Have The Right To Remain Sexy

Lascivious playing cards offer a thrilling new dimension to your card-playing experience. But let’s be brutally frank here; it’s pathetically useless if you’re not actually playing with willing females who’d be glad to slip off some garment at the smallest poker fuck-up.
Still, in some more tolerant circles, these cards might be a good start.
via COMPUTER [...]

McDonald’s Goes Sexually Charged in China

McDonald’s ad campaign in China makes you sort of miss the old Ronald McDonald goofiness: talking about beef is talking about sex.
Because beef is relatively expensive compared with other meats in China (but maybe it’s actually the cheapest, considering the price trends in places like this one), McDonald’s is playing the luxury card: you can [...]

For Sale: The Philippines, Anyone?

So many government properties are up for sale nowadays. The most recent proposal is to sell Camp Aguinaldo along EDSA (!!!). It has caused quite a stir especially since it is the headquarters of the Armed Forces of the Philippines.
Just imagine what furor it would cause if Bush will sell the Pentagon.
There are even plans [...]

Koreans And The Golden Bra

Unveiled by Korea’s Golden Zone at a fashion show in Seoul, Korea, this brassiere is solid gold, encrusted with diamonds, and is very, very expensive.
So compelled by those figures, I stared at this bra for hours, I made important calculations, and I cupped with my two hands the breasts of the first woman I found [...]