SKIRMISHER

Cross at the far end of this video capture seems a good accent to the whole “Goodbye Jesus, Hello Muhammad” love story. Image from PLUSULTRABLOG

Steve Centanni and Olaf Wiig, Fox News broadcast journalists with admittedly weird names, have been freed by Holy Jihad Brigades but only after they were made to promise that there’s “no [...]

Meet Sarah — 29 years old, looking for some nice hunk of a man who could pop her cherry before she turns 30 this November. And I’m not talking figuratively; Sarah really wants to lose her virginity so badly she’s turned to chic mag Jane for help.
Everybody just wants to fall in line. Since the [...]

As cross-posted in my blog
What the hell is stuck up Raul Gonzales’ ass? He really likes to make hasty generalizations but this recent comment about UP students really irked me. He keeps on denying that he isn’t generalizing but isn’t that what he just did? I’m a UP graduate and I’m damn proud of being [...]

* Human thieves steal a circus monkey’s bike. Maybe they’re planning now on humping the monkey’s wife.
* Farmer wants to marry his cow, asks Russian president if it’s okay. Of course, it is. But just so you know, you can screw everybody in the barn, even the lizards.
* How do you say “moo” in French?
* [...]

* Scientists discover a new way to kill cancer cells: By cleverly instructing them to fuck off and die.
* Microsoft hearts Toshiba, and tells the Jap to manufacture its upcoming Zune toys. Bells and whistles include a 30 GB hard drive, 3-inch screen, built-in FM tuner, and the ability to be a “social [...]

Petron’s Guimaras oil spill is God’s best gift to a Third World sty of a country.
Ninoy Aquino’s death-versary.
JB Lazarte’s creepy fiction about an obsessed stalker gets the judges’ thumbs-up.
Why WWE’s Ric Flair is still The Man.
The Japanese’s take on schoolgirl panties, product slogans.
Asians on a motherfucking plane.
“Whitney Houston, we have a problem.”
Man with three faces.
Bodily [...]

My brother one day found himself in a “top-secret” location with a PC running Sony Vegas and a Canon Powershot A20. Faced with a choice between just jerking off and doing something very beneficial to society on a very, very grand scale, he chose the latter.
This “very socially relevant act” involved shooting a video of [...]

* Omniscient (all-knowing), omnipresent (everywhere), immortal (servers easily replaceable), Google’s presence in modern life seems pervasive enough to deserve a new religion. Oh wait, it already has its own church.
* Exhibit A of the “Google is All-Powerful” argument: Wake up one morning and find your company in shambles, wife mutters, “It’s Google’s will.”
* Speaking of [...]